Sicily 2024 – Catania

Wednesday 22 May

Ortigia was very lovely and I would highly recommend it for a short break. All the attractions can be reached by foot. In fact we walked about 10 miles yesterday, but wine aided our recovery and Nero D’Avolo in particular. This morning the air was very clear and we got our first view of Etna from the balcony, which was quite exciting for someone from Lincolnshire where the highest point is about 460 feet.

Etna from our flat in Ortigia

But Tempus does indeed Fugit, and we caught the train to Catania this morning. The 10.25 to Rome trundled along the coast taking about an hour to reach Sicily’s second biggest city. The route took us past oil refineries, a huge port (at Augusta) and Catania airport. I don’t think Michael Portillo will be making a film about it.

We tugged our suitcases for about 10 minutes to reach the next Airbnb, which was on the second floor of a fairly grand 19th century building. it’s quite possibly the best one we have stayed in, and we have stayed in over 50 since 2015. The furnishing is top notch, and the owner left us a selection of cakes in cellophane packets, luxury!

Catania is at the foot of Etna, and has suffered from eruptions and earthquakes over thousands of years. The city centre has been rebuilt in Baroque style, like Noto, but in black volcanic stone rather than yellow limestone. It gives the city a more dowdy feel, and looks like London 50 years ago when it was all black from the coal smoke.

It was lunch time by the time we left the flat, so we stopped at the nearest street cafe that our host had recommended. If they gave awards for the weight of food in a set lunch, this cafe would have won it. The first course was a huge slab of lasagna-ish. It was green and cheesy and enough to feed Tyson Fury on the night before he lost his fight. After battling through that, we got 2 huge meat balls with salad. They could have been beef, or donkey, horse or even camel for all I know. I ate both of mine, Julie could only manage one. Dessert was a tiny sort-of creme caramel in a short glass. After all of that I felt like Mr Creosote ready to explode!

Mystery meat balls and a massive slab of lasagna-ish

The Piazza del Duoma is a short walk from the flat, and in the centre is a stone statue of an elephant with an Egyptian obelisk on its back. It’s the symbol for Catania, and no dafter than the Liver Bird stuck on top a building in Liverpool.

Obolisk on an elephant

The Duomo is all very Baroque and the architect Sig. Vaccarrini clearly thought you couldn’t have too many statues or columns.

Go on, stick on another statue

The fish market was shut, so I missed out on all the dead scaley fauna, but we did have a walk to follow to see the highlights of Catania.

I could describe it all to you, but it’s easiest to sum it all up in two words: Baroque Churches. There are many of them, and once you have seen a few, they all start to look the same. Many of them have freakily realistic statues of dead Jesus, his mother and saints all painted in realist colours . There are banks of electric candles which will switch on if you put a Euro in the slot, and will automatically bump you up in the queue for heaven.

A Baroque-tastic selection of churches

The biggest church is San Nicolo L’Arena, which is cathedral sized. Unfortunately the front facade was never completed, so it looks really weird on the outside. But churches commonly take hundreds of years to finish off, so maybe some billionaire pasta manufacturer will pay for it to be completed.

San Nicolo l’Arena

In the middle of the central shopping area is a pizza-slice of a Roman amphitheatre. Most of it is covered by the city, and only a fraction is on show. A sign said it would have held 15,000 people originally.

a slice of Roman amphitheatre

Just as we were getting a bit churched-out, we saw a fast food outlet and were able to have a McPiss, which was an immense relief. Our run of luck continued with the discovery of – Praise the Lord – a Lidl! So we were able to buy some food for dinner tonight and to take with us on our Etna trip tomorrow.

Sicily 2024 – Mount Etna

Sicily 2024 – Ortigia

Sunday 19 May

Julie woke me at 3am with a cup of tea. I now know how John Hamphries felt every day for about 30 years getting up for the Today programme.Bloody awful. 

However it was MY BIRTHDAY so it was a very special day for little old me.

We drove up  to Luton airport and arrived at 4.30. I say we, but actually Julie drove and I commented on all the middle lane hoggers on the M25, the annoying twats.

We had all the usual EasyJet experience which is too dull to relate, and arrived in Catania, the second city of Sicily. 

Usually the first day of a holiday is sub-optimal. Where’s the bus stop at the airport? Which bus do we get to reach Siracusa? Don’t let those bastards get our seats! Then stuck on a crappy bus for over an hour looking at industrial suburbs before arriving in Siracusa.

But then you arrive and the actual holiday begins, woo hoo! 

You gotta take the rough with the smooth, so there was a big thunderstorm on our way to the flat, and we had to invest in umbrellas that we will probably not use again.

The flat is on the 4th floor of an old building in Ortigia, which is Siracusa old town. It’s where Archimedes lived and was killed by a Roman soldier. Mathematical joke – what is Archimedes favourite food: Apple 3.141

Geddit!!!??

Ortigia is about 1000m long and 500m wide, a small peninsula that was the heart of ancient Syracuse. Sicily belonged to the Greeks and Carthaginians before it became Roman territory. The Duomo (cathedral) was a Greek and Roman temple, and incorporates Doric columns in its walls.

The Duomo with very impressive Baroque facade

I appreciated all the ancient beauty for several glorious minutes before being magnetically drawn into a gelateria. Since it was my birthday I had a big ice-cream, three big scoops plopped on top of each other. The gelato was geologically unstable, and the different strata soon slid around, and it nearly cascaded into my lap. But I skillfully re-established equilibrium with the tiny plastic spoon and my slobbery lips, before I had a gelato avalanche.

Triple layer gelato -it was messy

Ortigia reminds me of Valetta in scale and the baroque architecture that dominates the city after the 1693 earthquake. Where the rendering has fallen off some buildings you can see that they are built of rubble, bricks and mortar in a very haphazard fashion which would give a modern building inspector apoplexy. But they have stood for over 300 years, so I guess that construction method works.

On the sea front is the Fountain of Arethusa, a freshwater spring which has payrus growing in it. Arethusa is the patron nymph of Siracusa, and according to legend this is where she emerged from the underworld. I was looking out for her but she didn’t show up. Nymphs are very unreliable.

Arethusa’s Fountain, but she didnt show up

On the promenade we saw a cafe serving Aperol Spritz to happy looking people. So we joined them and also partook of the happiness. I sucked on my orange straw and consumed several small baskets of salty deep fried ultra processed food. Tim Spector would be horrified, but fuck it, its my birthday.  By the way, the local Messina beer is very average, I prefer Lidl Perlenbacher. I do have sophisticated tastes.

Aproral Spritz, and abundance of UPF and dissappointing beer

Ortigia is very small and walkable. It is touristy, but it is not overwhelmed at the moment. Go there dear reader and you too will become as happy as I am.

As I type I’m on the terrace of our flat 5 stories up looking at terracotta roofs with swifts flying around in great haste. Being sixty eight does have some compensations.

Genius at work

Sicily 2024 – Noto